Av...

...or not AV that is the question. Very nice of the government to consult my opinion on the subject, but I admit to only having a limited grasp on the issue. Not helped by the incredibly misleading leaflet which was stuffed through my letterbox last week. I retreat to the comparitive safety of Notown where voting is banned and I am the benign dictator.

Keef...

...Richards. No relation unfortunately. Wouldn't everyone like an uncle like Keith? One of the few living legends. My favourite Keith anecdote is when he sustained a bad head injury falling off some steps reaching a book in his library. Which goes to show.... something.

Black...

...wednesday. First day of the new tax year and apparently it's a bad day for all the government pen pushers being given the heave ho. My heart bleeds etc etc. The Notown HQ is no more financially challenged than usual today, but that's not saying much. However, glad to report the cartoon is not autobiographical!