Wednesday, 25 August 2010

The cat in the bin.

When I saw the infamous video of the woman putting the cat in the bin I was a bit vexed. It was so incredible I started to suspect I was being spoofed. Was it a set up? It sure looked real. So today the truth comes out, the culprit was real - a seemingly normal middle aged women called mary Bale from Coventry. Now I am even more vexed - what on earth was she thinking?

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Naomi fail

The latest illo to be rejected by 'Britain's favourite satire magazine' Probably a bit overcomplicated - but it's a complicated story huh? Picture the scene: a warlord sits down to dinner with a supermodel and an Hollywood star amongst others. Who knows the details: Was it a set menu? Aperitifs? Soft music? It would have been a hell of an episode of come dine with me.